"The Great Thanksgiving Accord of 2018: How I Made Peace with My Over-Educated, Under-Achieving, Functionally Worthless Left-Wing, DorkWad Nephew"

The Washington Free Beacon

Uncle Strickland: My nephew, Brayden, is a feckless millennial, raised on a ruinous "cerebral" diet of Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn, and Rachel Maddow. His feeble mind steeped in the noxious cauldron of "elite higher education." 

Football Makes America Great

The Ungrateful Nation